The obligatory first post

So I've decided to make a blog. My plan for this blog is to just post daily musings, things that happen in my life, funny stories, and out-of-context rants. If you are looking for in-depth analysis of life you are in the wrong place, please vacate this part of the internet and look elsewhere. If you are looking for semi-true stories of the life and times of me, then you are in the right place. I'm hoping this will be a mix of self-therapy and fun. If you find anything on this site offensive, I really don't care. Anyways enough pointless stream-of-consciousness for one day. I'll be posting here again soon.